April 2008
1 post
At the 1997 World Women's Conference the first speaker from England stood up: "At last years' conference we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well after the conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third...
March 2008
1 post
“don’t liek teh mudkipz? TAKE E!”
– james
February 2008
10 posts
mikemcme: As I was peeing at school (in the bathroom, of course) today I was inspired by the freshly painted white cement wall. I whipped out my sharpie and scribbled down “Bathroom Haiku,” and after some thought,”#1.” Just in case I’m peeing and come up with another one. Underneath that I wrote The unzip of pants. The man standing next to you, He watches you pee. Now the next person to stand at...
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, but srrsly kids, click the... →
math ruins lives
sitting in math class today, after deciding that i would have to switch out because it was too hard and what it meant to my future, i thought to myself ” what if i’m just not cut out for a life of success” with so much focus on succeeding today it is obvious that not all of us will make it, so why not just relax and let the people who deserve it take the lead. i also think that...
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“i’m sick of my sofa talking to me!”
– the other half of my mind
“My heart is broke
But I have some glue
Help me inhale
And mend it with you...”
– Kurt Cobain
January 2008
37 posts
Dear Tumblr,
mikemcme: Today a couple of friends and I flipped over everything in another friend’s house, even the displayed orientation of his monitor! What a day! Anyways, Tumblr, I’m going to go get some water and head to bed, because I am bushed. Goodnight and lots of love, Mike dear mike, WTF?
Watchmay i ask WHy the crib is in the kitchen? i watched it with the sound off but it doesent look like it was explained
“Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding...”
– Ernest Gaines
is it bad that i tell the day by posting?
“well, your mother is so ugly, it affects her self esteem.”
– Hank Hill
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Rampage in Ottawa
If some monster were to be rampageing downtown ottawa it woulden’t take 7 hours to destroy, i dont think there would be military either… i mean OH NOES NOT THE……………….library……besides, it woulde prolly freeze to death or get bored with causeing minor injuries and sink back into the river and head to new york or san francisco.
FUCK YEAH →
test tomorrow sumitives wednesday
James throws a bag of bits n bites on Mr Mackays desk, mackay looks and him and shoves the pretzles in his mouth.
Me: wow james you are a kiss ass, what did you do?
James: i didnt finish my sumitive, [to Mackay] They are BBQ flavor
Mackay: how did you know they are my favorite?
“is there anything more fuckin hardcore then punching a shark?”
ZOMG RAVE
This year.
my goal is to be a nerd by the time i graduate, to be able to laugh at XKCD not just because its funny but because i get all the perl jokes and things, and to be able to actualy understand the conversations that mike has with tomas… yeah .. it’ll be awsome…
gotta stop doing this!
i fell asleep again at like 9! and i woke up like.. petting a immaginary horse or something and craveing ice water… i suppose i shall go back to bed but i forgot to post yesterday at all and i wuz liek OH NOES gotta do it before midnight.. but i was slaying dragons or somethihng OH! and what ever happend to indenting to start a paragraph, i always thougth itwas stupid to begin with...
An teh crocodielz An teh lolrusz did not eated... →
“Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.”
– Brendan Gill
“I can’t just walk into evil dragon infested castle and bonk a princess,...”
– James on being a knight
Take that! →
“WE HEARD YOU LIKE CALCULUS SO WE PUT A CALCULATOR IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN DERIVE...”
– anon comments on useless pimp my ride customizations
“in order to control the population, companies should take the warning labels off...”
“Pennies form heaven are soon followed by tax collector form hell”
– Jimmy Fallon
i ate too much macdonalds strawberry sause
How To Bathe A Cat
Thoroughly clean the toilet. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge,...
the future of prosthetics
OP: tl:dr - so /b/ any predictions as to the future look of prosthetics?
Anon: how bout' an actual fuckin' limb?
sarah: on to churchill to get a polar bear
joe: i smell a road trip
sarah: what do they eat other than childern and garbage?
joe: seals....and baby seals